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Dvine [LUV] DVD
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Title: D+Vine Luv / Dvine [LUV]
Genre: Psycho Thriller
US Release: NuTech

Cover Description: Hyde, with his sidekick, Sakura, are treasure hunters. They are staying in a small village while they look for their treasure, the legacy of the old world! The treasure lies inside a cave, and Hyde finds a lot of action during his search, fighting off monsters, and saving a beautiful, mysterious treasure-hunter. One day during his search, Hyde comes across a sealed door.

An amulet that a dying man gave him unexpectedly opens the door. He enters, and finds a naked girl, encased in ice! Suddenly, the amulet frees the girl from the ice, and she falls into Hyde's arm, unconscious. Who is this mysterious girl, and what does she know about the legacy of the old world?

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skysenshi (03.29.2004)
Not-So-Divine Guy
I'm currently bashing my head against the wall as I realize that words escape me. I certainly took down notes, and I definitely took down names. But for the life of me, I could not jog my brain cells enough to help me write more than, "Blah." Lessee, you have your usual fantasy hero—an ugly one at that—who wields a sword that's bigger than he is. And like your usual hormonally imbalanced h-protagonists, he tries to boink as many girls as he can. Now for the girls: Teres, the swordswoman; Mia, the deathly sick; Dr. Shizuki, the feisty medic; Manaty, the priestess; Sakura, the childhood bestfriend; and Youra, the mysterious girl that Hyde rescues from the cave.

Is there a story? Apparently, there is, though I couldn't shake the feeling that this is a cheap-o hentai version of .hack//sign sent to punish me for giving it a bad review (see .hack//sign in Otaku Fridge). Hyde spends four episodes finding some treasure—digressing repeatedly along the way, I might add—and battling monsters as he goes. Of course, while he deviates from the main storyline, he actually tries to salve some desperate (but pretty) girl's battered ego/health/loneliness, thus giving way to what a hentai fan would be looking forward to. On a side note, it's only now that I was able to solidify my theory that the women of H titles have very low self-esteem. They have this penchant for self-flagellation that makes it easier for a guy to say, "You're not like that!" or, "You're beautiful!" or, "You're a strong person!" while trying to get into their panties.

Hyde is the medieval version of that turd unit in End of Summer, although Hyde is a bit more tolerable even if I can't explain why. It must be the gigantic sword. He's a rakehell, and he doesn't deny it except to the one girl that matters most, which makes me want to tie him to a wooden pole and whip his bloody carcass. I suppose his exploits can be considered romantic, and, with Youra's and Mia's situations, even noble. The thing is, he tells half of the girls he deflowers that he loves them. Hm. Whatever. But then, some guys really love deeply, but just can't cure their itch. One girl just isn't going to cut it. (Anthropologically speaking, homo sapiens aren't designed for monogamy, so even if I am in a monogamous relationship with my husband, I'll forgive Hyde.)

At some point, I thought I was going to say, "Aw." There's this scene with Sakura, wherein he comforts her while she admits to having feelings for him and that she didn't want to be his burden. You'd think that because she's his childhood friend, he'd respect her sadness and try to give her solace that isn't related to his crotch. He hugs her and I think, "Oh, that's so sweet." The romantic in me finds this scene quixotic.until he starts removing her clothes. I slap my forehead. What is the matter with me? Dvine [LUV] wasn't created with women's emotional needs in mind!

Remember I just mentioned that Hyde can be noble? Well, in some instances he can be an utter ass. His personality varies, depending on the girl he's with. Mia, Youra, and the Priestess Minaty are treated with utmost care. I guess, he'd better, or risk having his soul sent to hell early by Minaty. He isn't so gentle with the rest. He takes advantage of the good doctor's important visit. Dr. Shizuki, fortunately for him, has missed having sex for a long time so there'd probably be no way in hell for her to whack him with a sexual harassment case. As for one of Mia's maids, well, she isn't so lucky as Hyde not only demands a favor of her (something to do with virginal secretions), she also gets called a slut constantly for her effort.

Aesthetically speaking, Dvine [LUV] is.divine! The artwork is crisp, clear and beautiful, if a bit weird. Hyde sometimes makes funny faces reminiscent of Great Teacher Onizuka, albeit not as unsightly. The atmosphere is dreamy. It's like the screen is masked in ethereal smokiness.

Hentai scenes actually follow some sort of gradation. The characters start off with mild coupling, wherein you don't even see their genitals. And then the sex becomes more and more detailed as Hyde seduces with more and more females. If there's one thing I'd like to thank the creators of Dvine [LUV] for, it's that the h-scenes are clean. Yes, the word is clean—none of those brutal bleeding sequences commonly shown when virgins are being rid of their hymens. You know, that makes you think the female is being stabbed rather than being made love to, what with the amount of blood that flows out of her nether parts. Dvine [LUV], despite having a not-so-divine dude, presents you with slow, gentle, and pleasant exchanges. In my book, that's one heckuva saving grace.

Why it reminded me of .hack//sign? I battle drowsiness throughout the viewing process. Then again, maybe it's just the flu.

Art/Animation: 9 Story/Plot: 6 Characters: 6 Sounds: 6 Ecchi Level: 8