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Life
(07.23.2001)
I'm gonna send you back to school!
This is probably one of a few occasions where I write out
a long review. So let me start by saying that this sexual
romp through school is four episodes too long. Five Card is
something out of what happens when you mix Shusaku
with Lunatic Night.
So the show starts out with an introduction to the male protagonist,
Daina. He's an English teacher who's yet another victim of the
"cock-for-brains syndrome" (as male protagonist in hentai
anime are). He's a prick, but not a heartless prick mind you;
stating that he wants to take his time with the four "targets"
he chose.
He gets a lot of practice with his new assistant and fellow college
pal, Mayu. She has a "condition..." But you just have
to watch the series to understand. I will say that she is the
more three-dimensional one of ladies that Daina gets to do. She
at least tries to defend herself when she gets captured by Onikuma,
the principal of the academy who uses the run-down school building
as the underground headquarters for his dirty deeds. He must have
watched Shusaku and went,
"Oh, I can do that too! And I'll do it better!" Anyway,
this pig wastes no time in drugging up these captured girls and
using them as prostitutes. And he's already made use of three
of the girls Daina had his eyes on.
Saved from said carnage is a pink-haired bookworm named Mimika.
And normally when you see pink-haired girls, one would instantly
get sick from all the sweetness and cuteness that usually oozes
from these types. However, she plays herself out really well,
and it's a shame that she doesn't get as much "action"
scenes as the rest of the girls.
The rest of the girls are basically here for "hand-job purposes"
only: Naoki (the basketball player who's an airhead), Lisa (the
class rep who uses her "love juice" on the box-lunches
she makes for Daina; she's also an airhead), and Fumiko (the token
"tough girl" that's included for the sake of inclusion).
They get introduced as Daina's targets, snatched up by Onikuma,
used as prostitutes, and then they meet Daina so he can the "power
of love" as an excuse to have sex with them.
While not the best from NuTech, you can certainly do worse. The
scenes play themselves out WAY too long, the standout English
voices herein are from Mayu and Mimika, and the series is filled
with "money shots" (with one from tough girl Fumiko).
If you don't mind half the show nearly composed of Shusaku,
Five Card is the best hentai for those who are sick with the regular
"harem-themed" anime out there.
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