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skysenshi (10.05.2002)
I wouldn't blame the guy...
…for saying, "Women are stupid!" If I were
a guy and the only women I know are Keisuke's mom, his teacher,
and most especially Orie, I'd say exactly the same thing.
They're trying to portray Orie as a feisty, intelligent, powergirl
of the 21st century. Yeah, right. Wise and responsible Orie,
however, takes Keisuke up on a bet: Be his love slave for
3 months and be successful in showing him the meaning of true
love. If she achieves her goal, Keisuke will become a good
student. If she doesn't, she must leave him alone.
For the love of gawd, what airhead would rise up to such
an obvious bait? I'm really interested in how she's going
to make him fall in love with her if she's going to degrade
herself before his very eyes. Ooh, yeah, she looks so vulnerable
when I torture her like that, I can't help but be deeply in
love with her! Wow, that's effective! Might as well take
notes in case my marriage falls apart. Roll eyes.
Another thing I can't understand is why Keisuke has a personal
vendetta against females when it isn't his mother alone that
has problems. His father is just as reprehensible. Perhaps
he hates himself enough for the rest of the male population?
Or is it that he hasn't the balls to take his frustration
out on his own gender? Now, that would be an interesting angle
to look into.
The dialogues are amazing! Amazing in their stupidity. When
you listen to lines such as, "Say, 'I like hard cocks
and fucking a man makes me happy!' It would lessen the (virginal)
pain," you can't help but burst into peals of laughter.
It really doesn't help that Orie in the English dub is perpetually
whining.
See, that's what makes School of Bondage interesting, actually.
The first episode, Stolen Purity, is so amusingly asinine,
you want to know what happens next. Unfortunately, it's been
half a year since I watched this DVD. I was still a miss then.
Now I'm a missus and I'm still not hearing anything about
follow-up episodes.
This title's saving graces are the lovely art, smooth digital
animation, and detailed hentai sequences. I love the fact
that none of the genitals look comical and that the h-scenes
are pretty conventional. I'd say it's safe for people who
are not into extreme fetishes. Since NuTech has released it
in English, expect seeing a nice photo gallery.
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