Wake Up Aria
Credits: Kitty Media
Cover Description: Royal Elegance Music School - a musical
education you'll never forget!
Aria, an innocent and talented young woman, is on her way to Golden
Breast Island in search of a quality musical education. Upon her arrival
to the mysterious island, Aria meets the other new students in her class:
Yan from China, Hiren, and the Indian twins Luna and Monica...all gorgeous
- all musically talented!
Little do they know that the staff at the elite Royal Elegance Music
School is made up of two people: the sick and twisted principal and
vice-principal, Karma and Shinbi! They're world famous pianists and
composers, but their private lessons have a mysterious power. Every
student who enrolls in their courses ends up brainwashed and under the
demented duo's complete sexual control! Can Aria break Karma and Shinbi's
musical spell and escape Golden Breast Island alive?
Creativity was asleep...
An "aria" is defined by most opera lovers as a solo
vocal piece with instrumental accompaniment, so naturally
I expected a lot of falsettos and head tones involved with
this anime. True to form, I was mistaken. I must learn my
lesson not to expect too much variety from obviously low-budgeted
So what is there in Wake Up Aria? Apart from the bad art
and animation? You have the usual aliens with excessive limbs
and overflowing semen, fluffy-headed young girls, strong women
who miraculously become useless in the face of perverted adversaries...just
your regular H dish, except for the little twist about who
the real bad guys are. I'm not saying much, reallyjust
that the plot is sooo bad (how many times have I used the
word "bad" again?) and overly used, you can't help
but want to dismantle the VHS tape. That music is used as
an instrument of seduction was not lost to me, but what music
can be found here is nothing more than tingling glass and
a few classical piano records being played on the background.
Wake Up Aria certainly didn't have many events worth wasting
precious web space on. I am not even going to comment about
the horrendous art and repetitive, not to mention jumpy, animation
As for the title, do not expect any deep meanings in it.
The word "literal" was invented for just such phrases.
Story/Plot: 5 Characters: 5 Sounds: 5 Ecchi
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